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叔叔有隐疾


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叔叔有隐疾

叔叔有隐疾

“汇仁牌肾宝。”

王佳佳看到汇仁牌肾宝之后的第一反应竟然不是自己误服了汇仁牌肾宝,而是念出广告词!

可见电视广告的影响力。

“……”

这时候,中央五套正好插播广告,更加神奇的是此时此刻播放的广告竟然叶和肾宝有关系!

王佳佳清楚地记得在陈佑安转过头来看她的那一刻,电视上正传来一个非常娇媚的女声——“老婆肾好,你就别想跑~~~~~~~~~~!”

王佳佳嘴角不停地抽搐,她看了看电视,看了看陈佑安,又看了看陈佑安手中的汇仁牌肾宝,表情有些扭曲。

“怎么了?”陈佑安不解地看着王佳佳。

王佳佳什么也没说,伸出手,指了指陈佑安手里拎着的汇仁牌肾宝,一脸鄙夷地说道:

“真是时隔三日当刮目相看啊,没想到才半年不见……你已经沦落到要吃这东西的地步啦!”

陈佑安有些窘,那张无论何时都张扬无比的脸,此时却张扬不起来了。

“我当然不用吃这东西了!我正年轻呢!这里怎么会有这东西啊?是谁摆在这里的啊?”

陈佑安激动地嚷嚷道:

“哦——我知道了!”

突然,他一副恍然大悟的样子。

“知道什么啊?这里是你家!除了你,还有谁会用这玩意儿啊!”王佳佳继续唾弃。

陈佑安突然眨眨眼睛,看着王佳佳,一脸神秘地说道:

“谁说除了我就没别人用啊……”

陈佑安一边说,一边把眼睛往西厢房的位置瞟,这么明显暗示,所指之人是谁自然不用多说了。

“王佳佳,你想想,我这年龄可是雄性激素分泌最旺盛的时候啊!怎么可能需要汇仁牌肾宝呢?倒是叔叔……”

——————————————

纯洁雨:小陈童鞋太过分了,居然这样诋毁自己的叔叔!小心叔叔就站在你身后……

弱弱问一句,那啥……乃们觉得这个肾宝真的是叔叔的吗?

不准笑,这是一个严肃的问题!

不要跟我说你纯洁得连肾宝是什么都不知道……(好像真有人不知道,是你们太纯洁,还是我太……猥-琐?汇仁牌肾宝就是补肾的!壮--阳的!男人吃的!呜呜呜……)

谢谢大家的,大家辛苦了,尤其是1173547064qyw童鞋,我爱乃们……么~!

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